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Better - A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA. A forty dollar speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he mailed the police department a picture of forty dollars. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
Best - A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the PA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. " He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start the car.
What's Happening?
P.D.G. John Harrington will be performing the Installation of new officers at our Installation at the Higgins Beach Inn on June 16th. Our club received 2 plaques at the Convention in April, one for being 3rd in Efficiency and one for being 1st in bringing in the most new members in the district. We will be selling hot dogs and sodas at the Cruisin' Nites at Sam's Club this summer, thanks to Lion David Wood. Lion John Maroon would like to see the Lions meeting sign hanging near the road get a face lift. The new stretcher for the new rescue should be coming in soon. We will be putting Lion decals on it, since we are purchasing the stretcher, at a cost of around $6,000. The Lions' town line sign at the old K-Mart should be getting a sprucing up soon.
World's Stupidest Criminals
In October, 1992 thieves stole a truck in South Yorkshire, England, that contained 43,000 cans of beer worth $50,000----but every single can was past it's expiration date.
Jan Mulder of Rotterdam Holland, was jailed in
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