Best Single Ad
This is one of the best singles ads ever printed, according to the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trip, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.   I'll be waiting.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old Black Labrador retriever.

Wal-Mart Wine
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to a store brand discount bottle of wine at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine,." Said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Reisling
6. NASCAR bernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine is:
1. Nasti Spumante.
The beauty of Wal-Mart Wine is that it can be

served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). Bottoms up!

World's Stupidest Criminals
An Iranian man disguised as a woman cheated 18 would-be bridegrooms out of money in 1995 before a child playfully snatched away his scarf  and revealed his bald head.

  Englishman Allison Johnson, 47, was revealed as an alcoholic burglar with a compulsion to eat cutlery when he appeared at Lincoln County Court in August 1992. At the time he had eight forks and metal sections of a mop inside him. He had spent 24 years of his life in prison, and repeatedly went into restaurants on his release and ordered lavish meals. When he couldn't pay, he would tell the owners to call the police and would eat the cutlery until they arrived. He was said to be in pain and had to hold his stomach all the time, finding it hard to eat and obviously having difficulty relieving himself. Although he had been told he had only a year to live, he was sentenced to 4 years in jail.

  Scrap dealer Felix Perdereau was  in court in Paris in February 1986, charged with murdering a dead man. He'd gone to a lake on the outskirts of the city to examine the corpse of Gerard Willekins, another scrap merchant, who had been killed the previous day by Gerard Charaux inan argument over a woman. Perdereau's son had witnessed the crime, but the elder Perdereau suspected that Charaux's blows might only have wounded the victim, so he decided to finish him off. Perdereau bludgeoned the corpse with a metal bar, and even though the postmortem showed that the death had occurred 24 hours previously, he was still booked for murder. The court ruled that his intention had clearly been to kill, and he was only prevented from doing so by the circumstances beyond his control----that the victim was already dead.